Monkey Attack

Bad cheerleaders (but not in the naughty way) and an oom-pah band?  Playing Volare?  On ICE!  I would follow that show around like The Dead.

Dead silence. Followed by boos.

The official cheerleaders of the Winter Games just can’t seem to help it. They’re not exceptionally good. Ranging in age from 15 to 26, these Italians were hired to entertain audiences at each Olympic venue. They practiced for four-and-a-half months. It just doesn’t look like it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060219/ap_on_sp_ol/ol