Gawker did a pause a segment of the Daily Show when they where displaying a list of jokes. They are old, but there is still some funny left in them, and more importantly, they where displated on basic cable.
1. Two gay guys were in the shower together when one looked down and saw a puddle of white liquid. He said to the other man, What did I tell you about farting in the shower?
2. Did you hear about the two homosexual judges? The kept trying each other.
3. How can you make a gay man scream twice? **** [redaction Comedy Central’s] him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
4. Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn’t like the way he was being reared.
5. Why do so many gays have moustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
