If I am elected president - Chuck Norris

Writing by Chris on Monday, 11 of June , 2007 at 8:36 pm

I’d vote for this ticket.

Require members of Congress to work out on the Total Gym 15 minutes each day – or else they can’t vote on anything.

Cut spending by dismissing the Secret Service, at least for my eight years in office (why would I need them?).

Resurrect Bruce Lee and appoint him head of homeland security (OK, the CIA and FBI too).

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/staticarticles/article56107.html

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