Ronald Reagan

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

http://www.quotedb.com/authors/ronald-reagan

Henry Kissinger

There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy`s life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.

http://www.quotedb.com/authors/henry-kissinger

Robert Frost

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

http://www.quotedb.com/authors/robert-frost

Patton Oswalt on New Jersey:

It smells like someone set rape on fire.

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.

Charles Schulz

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

http://www.quotedb.com/authors/charles-schulz

Albert Einstein

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

http://www.quotedb.com/authors/albert-einstein

Bruce Sterling

Artists are interesting people with dull ideas, while scientists are dull people with interesting ideas.

http://blog.wired.com/sterling/

Stephen Baldwin.  Yeah, that Stepehen Baldwin.

Jesus brought a sword to the earth, and he is still swinging it.

http://socialitelife.com/2006/08/11/jesus_is_one_l

Hunter S. Thompson

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

http://www.quotedb.com/authors/hunter-s-thompson

Doc Frankenstein

The only hope religion has for keeping a thinking man on his knees is a length of chain.

http://www.burlymanentertainment.com/press/html/do