Monkey Attack » Quote http://monkeyattack.com The Revolution Will Not Be Podcast Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:25:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Quote of The Day – November 25, 2006 http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-november-25-2006/ http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-november-25-2006/#comments Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:10:34 +0000 Chris http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-november-25-2006/ Dorothy Parker

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

]]> http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-november-25-2006/feed/ 0 Quote of the Day – November 22, 2006 http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-november-22-2006/ http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-november-22-2006/#comments Thu, 23 Nov 2006 03:27:01 +0000 Chris http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-november-22-2006/ Albert Einstein
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

]]> http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-november-22-2006/feed/ 0 Quote of the Day – November 19, 2006 http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-november-19-2006/ http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-november-19-2006/#comments Sun, 19 Nov 2006 16:23:07 +0000 Chris http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-november-19-2006/ Lisa Simpson – Episode: Another Simpsons Clip Show
Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece.

http://westegg.com/simpsons/

]]> Lisa Simpson – Episode: Another Simpsons Clip Show
Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece.

http://westegg.com/simpsons/

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Money can`t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Marlowe

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Money can`t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Marlowe

]]> http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-novenmber-15-2006/feed/ 0 Quote of the Day – November 14, 2006 http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-november-14-2006/ http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-november-14-2006/#comments Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:49:40 +0000 Chris http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-november-14-2006/ From some 40+ year old moron at Popeyes when asked if he wanted white meat or dark.

What’s the difference?

He really didn’t know.  They had to explain it to him.  Twice.  I was in line behind him.  Ordered a…

]]> From some 40+ year old moron at Popeyes when asked if he wanted white meat or dark.

What’s the difference?

He really didn’t know.  They had to explain it to him.  Twice.  I was in line behind him.  Ordered a Box O’ Chicken, got my food and left while he was still going over the intricacies of the fast food menu.

http://www.popeyes.com/

]]> http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-november-14-2006/feed/ 0 Deep Thoughts http://monkeyattack.com/link/deep-thoughts/ http://monkeyattack.com/link/deep-thoughts/#comments Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:02:47 +0000 Chris http://monkeyattack.com/link/deep-thoughts/ I’m turning on some Jack Handy action. Love the thoughts.

This plugin displays one Deep Thought with Jack Handy from SNL on your WordPress blog a day. (See my sidebar – at main or on a page – for a

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]]> I’m turning on some Jack Handy action. Love the thoughts.

This plugin displays one Deep Thought with Jack Handy from SNL on your WordPress blog a day. (See my sidebar – at main or on a page – for a live example.)

http://spoken-for.org/archives/2005/02/22/810/

]]> http://monkeyattack.com/link/deep-thoughts/feed/ 0 Quote of the Day – Novemeber 12, 2006 http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-novemeber-12-2006/ http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-novemeber-12-2006/#comments Sun, 12 Nov 2006 06:53:44 +0000 Chris http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-novemeber-12-2006/ Bertolt Brecht

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

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He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

]]> http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote-of-the-day-novemeber-12-2006/feed/ 0 Quote of The Day – Novemeber 10, 2006 http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_novemeber_10_2006/ http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_novemeber_10_2006/#comments Fri, 10 Nov 2006 13:50:15 +0000 Chris ]]> Woody Allen


The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.


http://www.quotedb.com/authors/woody-allen

]]> http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_novemeber_10_2006/feed/ 0 Quote of The Day – October 23. 2006 http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_october_23_2006/ http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_october_23_2006/#comments Mon, 23 Oct 2006 16:02:47 +0000 Chris ]]> Warren Ellis on writing.


We’ve all been Jack Kerouac, sitting in a cafe writing as the sun comes up, blasted by sleeplessness and sex or drugs or music or booze and just trying to get it all down while we can, because we’ll be somewhere else tomorrow and we’re dead longer than we’re living.


http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=3177

]]> http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_october_23_2006/feed/ 0 Quote of The Daty – October 22, 2006 http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_daty_october_22_2006/ http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_daty_october_22_2006/#comments Sat, 21 Oct 2006 23:02:26 +0000 Chris ]]> Abraham Lincoln


If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?


http://www.quotedb.com/authors/abraham-lincoln

]]> http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_daty_october_22_2006/feed/ 0 Quote of The Day – October 9, 2006 http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_october_9_2006/ http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_october_9_2006/#comments Mon, 09 Oct 2006 15:15:55 +0000 Chris ]]> Ronald Reagan


Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.


http://www.quotedb.com/authors/ronald-reagan

]]> http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_october_9_2006/feed/ 0 Quote of the Day – October 3, 2006 http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_october_3_2006/ http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_october_3_2006/#comments Tue, 03 Oct 2006 20:16:00 +0000 Chris Henry Kissinger

There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy`s life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.


http://www.quotedb.com/authors/henry-kissinger

]]> http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_october_3_2006/feed/ 0 Quote of The Day – September 27, 2006 http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_27_2006/ http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_27_2006/#comments Wed, 27 Sep 2006 21:40:30 +0000 Chris ]]> Robert Frost


In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.


http://www.quotedb.com/authors/robert-frost

]]> http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_27_2006/feed/ 0 Quote of the Day – September 21, 2006 http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_21_2006/ http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_21_2006/#comments Thu, 21 Sep 2006 14:51:04 +0000 Chris ]]> Patton Oswalt on New Jersey:


It smells like someone set rape on fire.


http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.

]]> http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_21_2006/feed/ 0 Quote of The Day – September 20, 2006 http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_20_2006/ http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_20_2006/#comments Wed, 20 Sep 2006 06:26:33 +0000 Chris ]]> Charles Schulz


There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.


http://www.quotedb.com/authors/charles-schulz

]]> http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_20_2006/feed/ 0 Quote of The Day – September 19, 2006 http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_19_2006/ http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_19_2006/#comments Tue, 19 Sep 2006 21:36:31 +0000 Chris ]]> Albert Einstein


The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.


http://www.quotedb.com/authors/albert-einstein

]]> http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_19_2006/feed/ 0 Quote of The Day – September 10, 2006 http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_10_2006/ http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_10_2006/#comments Sun, 10 Sep 2006 15:05:03 +0000 Chris Bruce Sterling

Artists are interesting people with dull ideas, while scientists are dull people with interesting ideas.


http://blog.wired.com/sterling/

]]> http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_10_2006/feed/ 0 Quote of the Day – September 5, 2006 http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_5_2006/ http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_5_2006/#comments Tue, 05 Sep 2006 08:49:18 +0000 Chris ]]> Stephen Baldwin.  Yeah, that Stepehen Baldwin.


Jesus brought a sword to the earth, and he is still swinging it.


http://socialitelife.com/2006/08/11/jesus_is_one_l

]]> http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_5_2006/feed/ 0 Quote of The Day – September 4, 2006 http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_4_2006/ http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_4_2006/#comments Mon, 04 Sep 2006 16:17:06 +0000 Chris ]]> Hunter S. Thompson


I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.


http://www.quotedb.com/authors/hunter-s-thompson

]]> http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_september_4_2006/feed/ 0 Quote of the Day 4 http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_4/ http://monkeyattack.com/link/quote_of_the_day_4/#comments Thu, 13 Apr 2006 20:52:36 +0000 Chris Doc Frankenstein

 

]]> Doc Frankenstein

 



The only hope religion has for keeping a thinking man on his knees is a length of chain.


http://www.burlymanentertainment.com/press/html/do

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