Monkey Attack

Dorothy Parker

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Albert Einstein

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

Lisa Simpson – Episode: Another Simpsons Clip Show

Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece.

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Christopher Marlowe

Money can`t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Marlowe

From some 40+ year old moron at Popeyes when asked if he wanted white meat or dark.

What’s the difference?

He really didn’t know.  They had to explain it to him.  Twice.  I was in line behind him.  Ordered a…

I’m turning on some Jack Handy action. Love the thoughts.

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Bertolt Brecht

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

Woody Allen

Warren Ellis on writing.

Abraham Lincoln