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Maybe they are having friends over.  Why jump to conclusions?

Guy Ritchie is Madonna’s Bitch. - Alternative Nation

Madonna was spotted leaving London’s Claridge’s Hotel toting a see-through plastic bag which revealed her latest purchase - a strap-on sex toy. Apparently it’s a Purple Penetrator, so perhaps Madonna really does wear the trousers in her relationship. Husband Guy Ritchie, who trailed behind looking rather sheepish, had a carry case of his own, but had the good grace to keep its contents under wraps.

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I really want to see this movie.

‘Superbad’ boys Jonah Hill and Michael Cera keep our Unscripted audio editors busy while debating the great topics of our time: sandwiches, high school dating tips and how to join the Judd Apatow club.

http://movies.aol.com/celebrity-interview-unscripted/superbad-jonah-hill-michael-cera

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Even the porn sites are getting funded!

Zivity, an innovative social media platform for models, photographers, and fans of female pin-up photography, today announced that it has raised $1 million in Series A financing from private investors.

http://zivity.com/

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I love the fact that homemade videos that should be seen only by friends and people watching cable tv at 3 AM emd on the internet on even on iTunes.

It is the Patrice Oneal Show’s most desperate of hours. The combination of low viewership and executive pressure has caused the cast to perform a last ditch effort for better ratings… knocking out a dyke every hour on the hour until the show becomes a hit.

http://www.patriceoneal.com/

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After watching this I want to see Superbad.

The comedy, starring Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen and Bill Hader, hits theaters on August 17. The film is about two co-dependent high school seniors (Hill and Cera) who set out to score alcohol for a party, believing that girls will then hook up with them and they will be ready for college. But as the night grows more chaotic, overcoming their separation anxiety becomes a greater challenge than getting the girls.

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=23050

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Wil Wheaton gives his take on Comic Con over at Suicide Girls.

For those executives, I present a very brief, very simple primer in understanding geeks: We want this stuff to be done right because we’ve lived it for our entire lives and know it better than any of you ever will. We’ve played with the action figures and written the fan fiction and crammed fifteen of our friends into the hotel room so we could afford to go to the conventions where we buy T-shirts that say HAN SHOT FIRST because, goddammit, this stuff is our lives. Before we could talk to girls, there was Princess Leia. Before we had cars, there was the Batmobile. Before we could find escape from the horrors of modren life in a bottle, we escaped into the pages of comic books and science fiction magazines.

http://suicidegirls.com/news/geek/22015/

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I’m not an SNL fan, but this was pure gold. Its not work safe, in case the “Uncensored’ didn’t give it away.

Uncensored Version* Something special for your girlfriend this Christmas

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

This is the reason the internet exists. Ok, porn is the reason, but famous writers writing about porn is a bit of alright too.

In this month’s issue of “Arthur Magazine,” comics writer Alan Moore has authored a 12,000 word essay on 25,000 years of pornography, profusely illustrated with appropriately bawdy imagery.

http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/newsitem.cgi?id=9157

I kept think it was going to turn into an episode of punked, but nope. Apparently Kramer, like George Bush, doesn’t like black people.

Michael Richards, aka “Kramer” from “Seinfeld,” is in hot water for spewing several racial slurs onstage at The Laugh Factory over the weekend.

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=”1&pmmsid=1772645

update: 

Jerry Seinfeld made a response, and both he and Michael Richards will be on Letterman tonight.