Uncensored Version* Something special for your girlfriend this Christmas

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

In this month’s issue of “Arthur Magazine,” comics writer Alan Moore has authored a 12,000 word essay on 25,000 years of pornography, profusely illustrated with appropriately bawdy imagery.

http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/newsitem.cgi?id=9157

Michael Richards, aka “Kramer” from “Seinfeld,” is in hot water for spewing several racial slurs onstage at The Laugh Factory over the weekend.

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=”1&pmmsid=1772645

update: 

Jerry Seinfeld made a response, and both he and Michael Richards will be on Letterman tonight.

All the direct links from here are work safe, except for the one that says it is a "full on hentai version".

http://ask.metafilter.com/mefi/48518

Employees at Paris Disneyland have made dozens of furries’ dreams come true by staging a sordid mouse-on-mouse sex orgy:

http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2006/10/13

From the comedy podcast, Dr. Mardozo's Traveling Sideshow, available on iTunes, www.travelingsideshow.com and www.myspace.com/travelingsides

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nBPrMEzm5A&eurl=

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xa3ud_limage-parf

For a Maxim photo shoot, they had some models dress up (or down) as Tekken models. Taking some inspiration from Dead or Alive, the photographers then placed those models under running water. The following video won't disappoint you… unless you're at work and your boss realizes what kind of pevert you are.

http://www.pspfanboy.com/2006/10/07/tekken-girls-g

BeerSex you say? What's this crazy site all about?
It's quite simple really. You post pictures of you, your friends, or of people you don't really like (it doesn't matter).. We the people will then tell you how drunk we'd have to be before we think he/she/they are hot enough to have sex with..

http://www.beersex.net/pictures

Sachiko Hanai is a prostitute who specializes in teacher-student role-playing (thus the original title "Horny Home Tutor: Teacher's Love Juice"). During a coffee-break at a corner cafe, she becomes the victim of a shootout, getting shot squarely in the forehead. She continues to live (and turn tricks) despite the lethal hole in her head. Only now, her IQ has gone through the roof and she engages in philosophical discussions with genius professors. Then… she finds George W. Bush's cloned finger in a cigar case. President Geo. W appears on TV, talks about the Iraq War and the "Bush Technique" while giving her the finger (sexually, of course). Before long, a North Korean agent kidnaps Sachiko and Bush's finger. The bad guy hopes to use the finger to activate a remote nuclear weapon hidden inside a nearby cave.

http://asiancult.com/product_info.php?products_id=

More of Hulk Hogan looking like a badass in his neon banana hammock after the jump.

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/08/hulk_hogan_and_h

British band fronted by bisexual Freddie Mercury, perhaps the most libidinous man in the history of recorded sound. Launch party for 1978 album Jazz displayed Mercury’s trademark subtle approach: naked hermaphrodite dwarves serving cocaine from trays strapped to their heads, transsexual strippers, naked dancers in bamboo cages, nude models wrestling in baths filled with raw liver and Samoan women smoking cigarettes with their genitals.

http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?ID=1586

PornoTube offers on demand Flash videos (our sponsor Adobe will be proud I’m sure) of user uploaded pornography, including video, audio and photgraphs. The site is surprisingly well designed and has social features like rating, commenting, etc. All videos are tagged and can be browsed via a tag cloud or by straight or gay content. There are RSS feeds for various categories. Videos can also be embedded into other sites.

http://www.techcrunch.com/2006/07/25/youtube-has-p

Daspu is a fashion house founded and run by prostitutes whose designs have become the talk of Brazil's fashion industry nine months after its start. Its success has surprised its founders, who see its sudden prominence as a revolutionary moment for a country long ambivalent about its world-famous sex industry.

http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Ar

On the ease-of-consumption side: Downloading of images and videos is assumed, and can be accomplished with a single click. As mentioned above, these files are encrypted and can only be opened within Heatseek. Downloaded files can be organized in, well, playlists, and can be dragged and dropped to reorganize. They’ve included a bookmark feature that allows users to quickly jump to their “favorite” scene (see last screenshot below).

http://www.techcrunch.com/2006/07/11/porn-browser-

The sexy host of Discovery Channel’s Mythbusters takes FHM into the lab for a little experimentation. Aside from making a lab coat look like something from a Victoria Secrets show, Kari Byron reveals how to instantly cool our beer and electrify our pickle—what more can a guy ask for?

http://www.fhmus.com/articles-1276.asp

The PAPER ROSES singer felt compelled to give a statement to US tabloid National Enquirer after the publication uncovered outrageous content on her daughters JESSICA and RACHAEL’s blogs. On her site, 18-year-old Jessica, who was adopted by Osmond as an infant, claims she is a bi-sexual who craves sex "as many times as possible," while her 16-year-old sister describes herself as a "slut" and a "whore" in correspondence and opened up about her dreams of having sex with DAVID BOWIE.

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndweb

The Babe: It doesn’t matter what she looks like. All women are worth photographing partly or fully naked and it’s just a matter of concentrating on her best qualities. If she’ll willing, do it… just like sex!

http://www.mikeyandmandy.com/howto/column_05.html

Natalie raps. This is f**king great. Even better than Lazy Sunday. The Lonely Island dudes are the only reason to watch SNL.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tQ7bJQGlfJY

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1666742/