“I can’t let you bring on more than 4 ounces, unless you want to show me how that booty bounces.”

YouTube – TSA Gangstaz

Performed by TSA Gangstaz Directed by Rick Qualliotine Edited by Mark Stepp Check out TSA Gangstaz on Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/tsagangstaz

Some of those are nice.  I’d stay there.  Ok, not STAY, but you get the idea.

‘Frauenzimmer’ – Bordelle in Deutschland: Lack, Leder und Lavalampen – Unterhaltung – stern.de

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Who wouldn’t?

YouTube – Sarah Silverman and Matt singing “I’m fukin’ Matt Damon”

Matt gets even for all of Kimmels jabs at Damon where at the end of the show Kimmel would go “Apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time.”

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I’ve been saying this for years.
F*ck terrorists — we have to watch out for emo kids with firearms by Samuel L. Jackson on News Groper – Fake Hollywood Celebrity Blogs, Bad Ass Humor, Funny Snakes on a Plane Satire

This kid, Robert Hawkins, was a sorry-ass motherfucking excuse for a mass murderer. He killed only eight people before he offed himself–now what kind of a weak PG-13 body count is that? I walk into a crowded mall I ain’t coming out alive from, and you can bet your pimpled ass I’m taking out at least twice that. It ain’t worth my time unless I get NC-17. Might as well curl myself up in front of the TV and watch some ‘I Love Lucy’ reruns.

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Finally, something worth watching from Fox News. Video is not work safe, but it’s all video shown on Fox News, so…
FOX News Porn

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I laughed pretty hard at this episode. And they did play it uncensored, which was really necessary for this one.

Le Petit Tourette – Tourette’s Syndrome – Uncensored | South Park | Comedy Central

Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette’s syndrome in the new episode “La Petit Tourette,” this Wednesday at 10p / 9c!

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Take that knockout.

Barber Shop in Poland

This is a barbershop in Poland.
IF THEY HAD THIS BARBER SHOP IN YOUR COMMUNITY…
HOW MANY HAIRCUTS WOULD YOU GET A YEAR?

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Weak.

The Superficial – Eva Longoria has the worst sex tape ever

Here’s the alleged Eva Longoria sex tape everybody’s been talking about. Although calling it a sex tape would not only be a lie, it’d be a really big lie.

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I was in a Rodney Carrington mood for some reason today. Funny stuff.

Comedy Central: Comedians: Rodney Carrington

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If they made a line of Whiskeys…

Nerd Approved – Gadgets and Gizmos – » Kama Sutra Wines: Delicious and Informative

The way I see it, if you are using the wine to get her into bed, you might as well kill two birds with one stone and pick up a few bottles of this Australian Kama Sutra wine. Each grape varietal features a different position for you to try – and it comes complete with instructions.

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