I’d watch a Penn and Teller zombie movie.  This is a good trailer, for a movie that would never be made.  It was for a contest around Dawn of the Dead.

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It’s a Pixar Short, so it’s good.

Pixar - Lifted

“I can’t let you bring on more than 4 ounces, unless you want to show me how that booty bounces.”

YouTube - TSA Gangstaz

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I hadn’t considered that.  Maybe we should reconsider.

Do We Really Want Another Black President After The Events Of Deep Impact?

I’m not suggesting that President Freeman was directly responsible for the creation of the Wolf-Beiderman comet or its Earth-bound path. That would be ridiculous. What I am saying is that under the watch of a black man that comet destroyed the entire Eastern seaboard. So, if history is any indicator, a vote for Barack Obama in 2008 is essentially a vote for the complete and total obliteration of the human race.

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This is why I watch more BBC than ABC.

Phoo Action: Buddhist Kung-Fu Cops Fight Crime in 2012 London

In the year 2012, buddhist kung-fu cops team up with teenage anarchist daughters of the establishment to fight supercrime!

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So far (I haven’t watched all of them) this is my favorite superbowl commercial this year.

YouTube - Pepsi - Magnetic Attraction Super Bowl Ad

Watch and feel the lure of Pepsi Stuff. Every sip gets you closer.

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Funniest bit in a while.

YouTube - Marvel/DC Season Two Promo

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Who wouldn’t?

YouTube - Sarah Silverman and Matt singing “I’m fukin’ Matt Damon”

Matt gets even for all of Kimmels jabs at Damon where at the end of the show Kimmel would go “Apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time.”

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And I quit.

Isabella Rossellini’s bug porn - Boing Boing

“Isabella Rossellini has made a series of short films in which she dresses up like insects (always the males, for some reason) and acts out bug sex.

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I have to call shenanigans on some of these.  Study Butte?

How to Say it Like a Texan: Town Pronunciation Guide

Texas is filled with hard to pronounce place names. Some, like Waxahachie, are traced back to the state’s Native American heritage. Others, like Refugio, have Mexican origins–but are pronounced with a distinctly Texas twist.

Native Texan John Bigley recorded this pronunciation guide so you can say these place names like a Texan, whether you’re visiting Luckenbach or Lake Buchanan, Boerne or Buda. Click on the page corresponding to the place name for an audio file for these difficult to pronounce names:

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