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	<title>Monkey Attack &#187; General News</title>
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	<description>The Revolution Will Not Be Podcast</description>
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		<title>IGN: Summer 2007 TV Preview</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 15:54:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m skimming through the Summer preview not really caring, until I got to &#8216;<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0810788/">Burn Notice</a>&#8216;.<br />
<blockquote>When spies get fired, they don&#8217;t get a letter from human resources. Michael Weston (Jeffrey Donovan) got a &#8220;burn notice&#8221; and became untouchable and</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m skimming through the Summer preview not really caring, until I got to &#8216;<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0810788/">Burn Notice</a>&#8216;.<br />
<blockquote>When spies get fired, they don&#8217;t get a letter from human resources. Michael Weston (Jeffrey Donovan) got a &#8220;burn notice&#8221; and became untouchable and he has no idea what or who triggered his demise. Stuck in his hometown in Miami, a place he never wanted to return to, with his ex-girlfriend (Gabrielle Anwar) and his old partner (Evil Dead&#8217;s Bruce Campbell),</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://tv.ign.com/articles/793/793453p4.html">http://tv.ign.com/articles/793/793453p4.html</a></p>
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		<title>&#8216;Piggybacking&#8217; roils credit industry</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/piggybacking-roils-credit-industry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 04:03:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I had never heard of this.  I would have done this back in the day.<br />
<blockquote>Instantcreditbuilders.com, or ICB, helped Estruch boost his score by arranging for him to be added as an authorized user on several credit cards of</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had never heard of this.  I would have done this back in the day.<br />
<blockquote>Instantcreditbuilders.com, or ICB, helped Estruch boost his score by arranging for him to be added as an authorized user on several credit cards of people with stellar credit who were paid to allow this coattailing. Parents also use this practice when they add their children to their credit cards to help them build solid credit.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070603/ap_on_bi_ge/cash_for_credit;_ylt=AkKULB04mFCWlNVK26PDFrGyBhIF">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070603/ap_on_bi_ge/cash_for_credit;_ylt=AkKULB04mFCWlNVK26PDFrGyBhIF</a></p>
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		<title>Mindfreak the Magician?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 04:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d watch it if it had Billy Zane as The Phantom.  It would be like a B-Movie Defenders of The Earth.<br />
<blockquote> The reviews seemed to be pretty good on my acting, so Iâ€™ve just signed on to do</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d watch it if it had Billy Zane as The Phantom.  It would be like a B-Movie Defenders of The Earth.<br />
<blockquote> The reviews seemed to be pretty good on my acting, so Iâ€™ve just signed on to do a movie which Iâ€™ll be shooting at the end of this year called Mandrake. Which is based on the comic book strip. Itâ€™s gonna kind of be like a kind of cool realm of The Crow but different of Mandrake the magician coming to life. Iâ€™m designing and creating the visual effects for that, as well as going to be acting in it. So thatâ€™s a very exciting prospect that Iâ€™m looking forward to do.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.cinemablend.com/television/Interview-With-The-Mindfreak-Criss-Angel-4529.html">http://www.cinemablend.com/television/Interview-With-The-Mindfreak-Criss-Angel-4529.html</a></p>
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		<title>Grade Your Website: 31 Free Online Tests</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/grade-your-website-31-free-online-tests/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 21:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>There are a few interesting tests.  I&#8217;m not too worried about the strict XHTML validation and such, but I am curious about the speed results.<br />
<blockquote>If youâ€™re serious about maintaining a well-rounded, efficient website, the cheapest (and perhaps best)</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are a few interesting tests.  I&#8217;m not too worried about the strict XHTML validation and such, but I am curious about the speed results.<br />
<blockquote>If youâ€™re serious about maintaining a well-rounded, efficient website, the cheapest (and perhaps best) way to make sure youâ€™re on the right track is self-evaluation. To get you started, weâ€™ve put together a list containing 31 of our favorite tools for â€œgradingâ€ your website.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.avivadirectory.com/free-online-tests/">http://www.avivadirectory.com/free-online-tests/</a></p>
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		<title>Pasta Cargioli? Pasta powered fuel cell</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 21:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>So me and my car could run off of starch and water?  Sweet.<br />
<blockquote>High fuel prices and energy mandates bring all sorts of alternative fuel research and technology to the fore. University and government researchers recently whipped up a</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So me and my car could run off of starch and water?  Sweet.<br />
<blockquote>High fuel prices and energy mandates bring all sorts of alternative fuel research and technology to the fore. University and government researchers recently whipped up a special blend of 13 enzymes and spices that releases hydrogen from a mixture of starch and water.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.autoblog.com/2007/05/30/pasta-cargioli-pasta-powered-fuel-cell/">http://www.autoblog.com/2007/05/30/pasta-cargioli-pasta-powered-fuel-cell/</a></p>
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		<title>The Original Seven Mercury Astronauts</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 20:58:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I bet they couldn&#8217;t get through airport security looking like that now.
<div align="center"><img alt="From left to right: L. Gordon Cooper, Scott Carpenter, John Glenn, Alan Shepard, Virgil I. Grissom, Walter M. Schirra and Donald K. Slayton" title="From left to right: L. Gordon Cooper, Scott Carpenter, John Glenn, Alan Shepard, Virgil I. Grissom, Walter M. Schirra and Donald K. Slayton" src="http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/177713main_image_feature_832_ys_4.jpg" align="bottom" border="0" height="387" width="516" /> </div>
<blockquote><p>In this 1960 photograph, the seven original Mercury astronauts participate in U.S. Air Force survival training exercises at Stead Air Force Base in Nevada. Pictured</p></blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I bet they couldn&#8217;t get through airport security looking like that now.
<div align="center"><img alt="From left to right: L. Gordon Cooper, Scott Carpenter, John Glenn, Alan Shepard, Virgil I. Grissom, Walter M. Schirra and Donald K. Slayton" title="From left to right: L. Gordon Cooper, Scott Carpenter, John Glenn, Alan Shepard, Virgil I. Grissom, Walter M. Schirra and Donald K. Slayton" src="http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/177713main_image_feature_832_ys_4.jpg" align="bottom" border="0" height="387" width="516" /> </div>
<blockquote><p>In this 1960 photograph, the seven original Mercury astronauts participate in U.S. Air Force survival training exercises at Stead Air Force Base in Nevada. Pictured from left to right are: L. Gordon Cooper, M. Scott Carpenter, John Glenn, Alan Shepard, Virgil I. Grissom, Walter Schirra and Donald K. Slayton.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/imagegallery/image_feature_832.html">http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/imagegallery/image_feature_832.html</a></p>
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		<title>Hand of Grandfather &#8211; On XM</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/hand-of-grandfather-on-xm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2007 03:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I got a new XM receiver, so I took the chance to tune some new music.&#160; I happened to chance on a station playing some pretty interesting music.&#160; The first song I hit was a blend of Native American and&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got a new XM receiver, so I took the chance to tune some new music.&nbsp; I happened to chance on a station playing some pretty interesting music.&nbsp; The first song I hit was a blend of Native American and Hawaiian.&nbsp; The next was a Native American Reggae blend. <br /> <br />
<blockquote>Hand of Grandfather,  a weekly one hour radio program, offers an eclectic mix  of American Indian/Canadian First Nations music including historical, peyote, powwow (Southern &amp; Northern drums), flutes, traditional and contemporary music (including jazz, rock, blues, country and techno) as well as children&#8217;s music, humor, soundtracks and legends told by traditional storytellers.      All artists are tribally affiliated.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.handofgrandfather.net/">http://www.handofgrandfather.net/</a></p>
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		<title>Transformers Tailer :: HD</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 04:21:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Yahoo has yet another Transformers trailer.  I want to see this movie, but they are pushing me.<br /> <br />
<blockquote>Watch the new exclusive trailer for Michael Bay&#8217;s &#8216;TRANSFORMERS.&#8217;</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/transformers.html">http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/transformers.html</a></p>
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yahoo has yet another Transformers trailer.  I want to see this movie, but they are pushing me.<br /> <br />
<blockquote>Watch the new exclusive trailer for Michael Bay&#8217;s &#8216;TRANSFORMERS.&#8217;</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/transformers.html">http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/transformers.html</a></p>
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		<title>Calvin &amp; Hobbes Animated</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 00:35:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I really wish they would do an official animated movie.  Or a series.<br /><br /> <br />
<blockquote> This short is for my animation&#8217;s school leaving examination.  www.dadomani.com  animated for CFP Milano film school.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsWq5-yL_0&#38;eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fblog%2Enewsarama%2Ecom%2F2007%2F05%2F17%2Fcalvin%2Dhobbes%2Ditalian%2Dstudent%2Dfilm%2F">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsWq5-yL_0</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really wish they would do an official animated movie.  Or a series.<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ajsWq5-yL_0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ajsWq5-yL_0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></param></object><br /> <br />
<blockquote> This short is for my animation&#8217;s school leaving examination.  www.dadomani.com  animated for CFP Milano film school.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsWq5-yL_0&amp;eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fblog%2Enewsarama%2Ecom%2F2007%2F05%2F17%2Fcalvin%2Dhobbes%2Ditalian%2Dstudent%2Dfilm%2F">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsWq5-yL_0</a></p>
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		<title>TOMB RAIDER: Re/Visioned</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 19:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Badass:<br />
<blockquote>To create â€œRe\Visioned: Tomb Raiderâ€ GameTap commissioned Peter Chung, Jim Lee, <strong>Warren Ellis</strong>, Cully Hamner, Gail Simone, David Alvarez, Michael Stackpole, Brian Pulido, and Christos Gage, among others, to provide their â€˜Re\Visionedâ€™ view of the famous video game heroine.</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Badass:<br />
<blockquote>To create â€œRe\Visioned: Tomb Raiderâ€ GameTap commissioned Peter Chung, Jim Lee, <strong>Warren Ellis</strong>, Cully Hamner, Gail Simone, David Alvarez, Michael Stackpole, Brian Pulido, and Christos Gage, among others, to provide their â€˜Re\Visionedâ€™ view of the famous video game heroine.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=4304">http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=4304</a></p>
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		<title>Bruce Campbell&#8217;s new ad for Old Spice</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/bruce-campbells-new-ad-for-old-spice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 23:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Gold.<br /><br /> <br />
<blockquote>Bruce Campbell&#8217;s new ad for Old Spice. Ahoy</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TgUkewQX1M">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TgUkewQX1M</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gold.<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9TgUkewQX1M"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9TgUkewQX1M" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></param></object><br /> <br />
<blockquote>Bruce Campbell&#8217;s new ad for Old Spice. Ahoy</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TgUkewQX1M">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TgUkewQX1M</a></p>
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		<title>Larry Flynt On Jerry Falwell: Hustler Lawsuit Revisited On Day Of Rival&#8217;s Death</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/larry-flynt-on-jerry-falwell-hustler-lawsuit-revisited-on-day-of-rivals-death/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/larry-flynt-on-jerry-falwell-hustler-lawsuit-revisited-on-day-of-rivals-death/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 14:39:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This is not the kind of quote I was expecting.<br />
<blockquote>My mother always told me that no matter how much you dislike a person, when you meet them face to face you will find characteristics about them that you</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is not the kind of quote I was expecting.<br />
<blockquote>My mother always told me that no matter how much you dislike a person, when you meet them face to face you will find characteristics about them that you like. Jerry Falwell was a perfect example of that. I hated everything he stood for, but after meeting him in person, years after the trial, Jerry Falwell and I became good friends. He would visit me in  California and we would debate together on college campuses. I always appreciated his sincerity even though I knew what he was selling and he knew what I was selling.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/ah5356.shtml?dst=rss%7Cgeneral_rss">http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/ah5356.shtml?dst=rss%7Cgeneral_rss</a></p>
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		<title>The Laugh Button  &#8211; Streaming Standup Comedy</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/the-laugh-button-streaming-standup-comedy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 21:08:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Its a low quality stream, but for standup that&#8217;s fine.<br />
<blockquote>Spend your day listening to the best comedy and discover your favorite new comedians here at The Laugh Button.  As a completely free internet stream, our goal is to</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Its a low quality stream, but for standup that&#8217;s fine.<br />
<blockquote>Spend your day listening to the best comedy and discover your favorite new comedians here at The Laugh Button.  As a completely free internet stream, our goal is to find the best new and established comedians and bring them to you 24-7 at no cost.  Our staff selects premium comedy material and streams it to you on the player.  Whether you want just a quick comedy fix or to pass the day laughing, we&#8217;re only one click away. </p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.thelaughbutton.net/">http://www.thelaughbutton.net/</a></p>
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		<title>The Commute Helper gets you into carpool lane for $10 &#8211; Autoblog</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 20:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Brilliant idea.  <br />
<blockquote>This highly lucrative produce is his own ass, which he rents out to San Fran commuters who are willing to pay him to get a pass to drive in the car pool lane. The idea came</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brilliant idea.  <br />
<blockquote>This highly lucrative produce is his own ass, which he rents out to San Fran commuters who are willing to pay him to get a pass to drive in the car pool lane. The idea came to him when he was stuck in traffic one day watching people zip by in the far left lane. He decided to rent himself out for $10 to $20 a trip so that other people who didn&#8217;t want to sit in traffic for two hours could bypass jams in the fast moving car pool lane. </p></blockquote>
<p>Someone in the comments mentioned this as <a href="http://www.slug-lines.com/">slugging</a>, which I had never heard of.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.autoblog.com/2007/05/15/the-commute-helper-gets-you-into-carpool-lane-for-10/">http://www.autoblog.com/2007/05/15/the-commute-helper-gets-you-into-carpool-lane-for-10/</a></p>
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		<title>Dr. Strange Site and Trailer</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/dr-strange-site-and-trailer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 20:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I enjoyed the Iron Man animated movie, but was really disapointed in the Avenders ones (mostly because they put the &#8216;Ultimate&#8217; name on there but dropped everything that made the ultimate universe characters different from the 616 Avengers.</p>
<p>Strange looks&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I enjoyed the Iron Man animated movie, but was really disapointed in the Avenders ones (mostly because they put the &#8216;Ultimate&#8217; name on there but dropped everything that made the ultimate universe characters different from the 616 Avengers.</p>
<p>Strange looks like it could be good.<br /> <br />
<blockquote>Dr. Stephen Strange was one of the most gifted surgeons in medicine before his hands were left shattered and useless as a result of a car crash. Spending his fortune in pursuit of a way to fix his fractured body, the dejected doctor believed all was lost until the Ancient One offered him hope and healing in Tibet. </p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.marvel.com/doctorstrange">http://www.marvel.com/doctorstrange</a></p>
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		<title>101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 06:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I used to be a huge Carlin fan, but now he seems to take himself to serious.  Interviews are still good, but his standup feels more like a street preacher talking than a comedian.<br /> <br />
<blockquote>The very existence</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I used to be a huge Carlin fan, but now he seems to take himself to serious.  Interviews are still good, but his standup feels more like a street preacher talking than a comedian.<br /> <br />
<blockquote>The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, â€œYou know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but Iâ€™m just not close enough to get the job done.â€</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://blogzarro.com/?p=226?fk">http://blogzarro.com/?p=226?fk</a></p>
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		<title>Stardust Trailer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 19:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The first trailer (that I&#8217;ve seen at least) for the adaptation of Neil Gaiman&#8217;s Stardust is out.&#160; Looks good.
<div align="center"></div>
</p><p> <br />
<blockquote>In a countryside town bordering on a magical land, a young man makes a promise to</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The first trailer (that I&#8217;ve seen at least) for the adaptation of Neil Gaiman&#8217;s Stardust is out.&nbsp; Looks good.
<div align="center"><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UdW7rbcfGzs"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UdW7rbcfGzs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></param></object></div>
<p> <br />
<blockquote>In a countryside town bordering on a magical land, a young man makes a promise to his beloved that he&#8217;ll retrieve a fallen star by venturing into the magical realm.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486655/">http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486655/</a></p>
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		<title>WORLD WAR II ANTI-VD POSTER FEATURING DONALD DUCK.</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/world-war-ii-anti-vd-poster-featuring-donald-duck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 19:39:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>You go Uncle Donald.
<div align="center"><img src="http://www.hakes.com/product_images/14/54954/001_big.jpg" alt="(no caption)" border="0" /></div>
<blockquote><p>Great art depicts Donald Duck in an Australian soldier&#8217;s uniform while behind him is an attractive woman in a tight slinky dress lying in wait behind a large plant. Donald has an exasperated look</p></blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You go Uncle Donald.
<div align="center"><img src="http://www.hakes.com/product_images/14/54954/001_big.jpg" alt="(no caption)" border="0" /></div>
<blockquote><p>Great art depicts Donald Duck in an Australian soldier&#8217;s uniform while behind him is an attractive woman in a tight slinky dress lying in wait behind a large plant. Donald has an exasperated look on his face as he is without a prophylactic.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.hakes.com/item.asp?Auction=191&amp;ItemNo=54954">http://www.hakes.com/item.asp?Auction=191&amp;ItemNo=54954</a></p>
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		<title>Can you smell what Black Adam is cooking?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 15:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I like him as Black Adam, but not as Captain Marvel. I&#8217;m still voting for Brendan Fraser for that.
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<blockquote><p>IESB.net and Ainâ€™t It Cool report on a visit to the set of Get Smart, where wrestler-turned-actor Dwayne</p></blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like him as Black Adam, but not as Captain Marvel. I&#8217;m still voting for Brendan Fraser for that.
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<blockquote><p>IESB.net and Ainâ€™t It Cool report on a visit to the set of Get Smart, where wrestler-turned-actor Dwayne â€œThe Rockâ€ Johnson confirms heâ€™s talked with director Pete Segal about a role in the planned Shazam movie.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://blog.newsarama.com/2007/05/10/rumor-mill-the-rock-as-marvel-or-black-adam/">http://blog.newsarama.com/2007/05/10/rumor-mill-the-rock-as-marvel-or-black-adam/</a></p>
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		<title>Evil Dead The Musical &#8211; Videos</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 00:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t decide which song I liked the best. &#8220;Blew That Bitch Away&#8221; was the better song melodically, but &#8220;What the fuck was that&#8221; had better choreography.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.evildeadthemusical.com/toronto/node/9">http://www.evildeadthemusical.com/toronto/node/9</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t decide which song I liked the best. &#8220;Blew That Bitch Away&#8221; was the better song melodically, but &#8220;What the fuck was that&#8221; had better choreography.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.evildeadthemusical.com/toronto/node/9">http://www.evildeadthemusical.com/toronto/node/9</a></p>
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