<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Monkey Attack &#187; Gaming</title>
	<atom:link href="http://monkeyattack.com/link/category/gaming/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://monkeyattack.com</link>
	<description>The Revolution Will Not Be Podcast</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:25:08 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Second Life Sketches: Two Worlds &#8211; Fame and Infamy</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/second-life-sketches-two-worlds-fame-and-infamy/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/second-life-sketches-two-worlds-fame-and-infamy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 20:28:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Geeky]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyattack.com/link/second-life-sketches-two-worlds-fame-and-infamy/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Warren Ellis&#8217;s first column on Second Life is up.  Go check it out.<br />
<blockquote>The other perception, of course, is that Second Life is a psychosexual nightmare given virtual form, where giant penises roam the land and disturbed people wear</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Warren Ellis&#8217;s first column on Second Life is up.  Go check it out.<br />
<blockquote>The other perception, of course, is that Second Life is a psychosexual nightmare given virtual form, where giant penises roam the land and disturbed people wear the forms of bears and then have repulsive intercourse.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://secondlife.reuters.com/stories/2007/01/05/second-life-sketches-two-worlds-fame-and-infamy/">http://secondlife.reuters.com/stories/2007/01/05/second-life-sketches-two-worlds-fame-and-infamy/</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/second-life-sketches-two-worlds-fame-and-infamy/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Avatars consume as much electricity as Brazilians</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/avatars-consume-as-much-electricity-as-brazilians/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/avatars-consume-as-much-electricity-as-brazilians/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2006 17:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Geeky]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General News]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyattack.com/link/avatars-consume-as-much-electricity-as-brazilians/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>As with most statistics, these really don&#8217;t mean anything, but I thought it was an interesting discussion.<br />
<blockquote>More narrowly still, the average citizen of Brazil consumes 1,884 kWh, which, given the fact that my avatar estimate was rough and</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As with most statistics, these really don&#8217;t mean anything, but I thought it was an interesting discussion.<br />
<blockquote>More narrowly still, the average citizen of Brazil consumes 1,884 kWh, which, given the fact that my avatar estimate was rough and conservative, means that your average Second Life avatar consumes about as much electricity as your average Brazilian.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.roughtype.com/archives/2006/12/avatars_consume.php">http://www.roughtype.com/archives/2006/12/avatars_consume.php</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/avatars-consume-as-much-electricity-as-brazilians/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Exteel</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/exteel/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/exteel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 16:44:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyattack.com/link/exteel/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t really pay much attention to new games, but this one looks interesting.&#160; It reminds me of Shogo, which I still occasionally reinstall and play for a while.<br />
<blockquote>NCsoftÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s Team Beam puts you in command of a Mechanaught</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t really pay much attention to new games, but this one looks interesting.&nbsp; It reminds me of Shogo, which I still occasionally reinstall and play for a while.<br />
<blockquote>NCsoftÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s Team Beam puts you in command of a Mechanaught Ã¢â‚¬â€œ a powerful bipedal walking war machine. On ExteelÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s futuristic battlegrounds, these giant robots are the key to ultimate victory.</p>
<p>Choose a high-speed, light-weight model, wielding dual-blades, or choose a lumbering heavy-weight unit armed with a devastating siege cannon. Create your own devastating Mechanaught using thousands of parts and weapons in almost unlimited combinations!</p>
<ul>
<li>Exteel is <span class="style1">free*</span> to play at the basic level!</li>
<li>A <span class="style1">micro-payment**</span> system allows you to purchase more powerful weapons, skills, and parts for your Mechanaught.</li>
<li>Create a persistent mercenary pilot who grows in experience and rank through PvP battles.</li>
<li>Customize your Mechanaught for your own play style. Choose from a extensive selection of parts and arm it from a large arsenal of lethal weapons.</li>
<li>Combat is an adrenaline-fueled blend of high-speed gun-play, melee combat and think fast or die tactics.</li>
<li>Decide on one of four battle modes: Death Match, Team Death Match, Territory Control, or Last Stand.</li>
<li>Purchase Skills that allow you to perform wild, devastating combination attacks.</li>
<li>A forthcoming detailed ranking system allows players to compare their victories, assists, and defeats.</li>
<li>Blends the immersive thrill of an FPS with the furious and brutal intensity of Hong Kong gun-play mixed with the feel of classic robot anime.</li>
</ul>
<p></p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.exteel.com/us/gameinfo/featurelist.html">http://www.exteel.com/us/gameinfo/featurelist.html</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/exteel/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Firefly Reborn as Online Universe</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/firefly-reborn-as-online-universe/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/firefly-reborn-as-online-universe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 15:40:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyattack.com/link/firefly-reborn-as-online-universe/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d play it.  During a free trial.  For a day or two.<br />
<blockquote>Like Capt. Mal Reynolds stumbling in after a bar fight, the short-lived but much beloved sci-fi series Firefly will soon make an unexpected return, not as a</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d play it.  During a free trial.  For a day or two.<br />
<blockquote>Like Capt. Mal Reynolds stumbling in after a bar fight, the short-lived but much beloved sci-fi series Firefly will soon make an unexpected return, not as a TV show, but as a massively multiplayer online game.  Now that&#8217;s shiny.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,72263-0.html?tw=rss.index">http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,72263-0.html?tw=rss.index</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/firefly-reborn-as-online-universe/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Pinger All 3 for Free Contest</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/pinger-all-3-for-free-contest/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/pinger-all-3-for-free-contest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyattack.com/link/pinger-all-3-for-free-contest/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>I still don&#8217;t want any of them enough to pay, but I wouldn&#8217;t mind a Wii or an Xbox 360.  So far nothing on the PS3 has made me really want one.  Or, I would take them all for free.<br&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I still don&#8217;t want any of them enough to pay, but I wouldn&#8217;t mind a Wii or an Xbox 360.  So far nothing on the PS3 has made me really want one.  Or, I would take them all for free.<br />
<blockquote>We&#8217;ve got some, and they&#8217;re up for grabs. Pinger is giving away not one, not two, but all three top selling consoles in the All 3 for Free contest. The Grand Prize winner will receive a Sony Playstation3, a Nintendo Wii AND a Microsoft Xbox 360Ã¢â‚¬â€Sick! That&#8217;s not all. The top two runners up each win their own PS3Ã¢â‚¬â€how cool is that?</p>
<p>To enter, all you need to do is send a Pinger voice message to the Pinger contest gods telling them why you think you deserve to win. </p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.pinger.com/content/promotions/all3forfree.html?_t=home_all3forfree">http://www.pinger.com/content/promotions/all3forfree.html?_t=home_all3forfree</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/pinger-all-3-for-free-contest/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>IGN: Microsoft Xbox 360 Wireless Receiver for Windows Review</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/ign-microsoft-xbox-360-wireless-receiver-for-windows-review/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/ign-microsoft-xbox-360-wireless-receiver-for-windows-review/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 17:40:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tech News]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyattack.com/link/ign-microsoft-xbox-360-wireless-receiver-for-windows-review/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>$20 for an adapter to allow you to use any Wireless Xbox 360 controller on the PC sounds like a deal to me.<br />
<blockquote>The Microsoft Xbox 360 Wireless Gaming Receiver will begin shipping later this month and essentially makes</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>$20 for an adapter to allow you to use any Wireless Xbox 360 controller on the PC sounds like a deal to me.<br />
<blockquote>The Microsoft Xbox 360 Wireless Gaming Receiver will begin shipping later this month and essentially makes a PC fully capable of accepting any and all first-party Xbox 360 wireless peripherals. The dongle connects via USB and can manage 4 wireless 360 controllers and headsets at a time, as well as the new 360 Wireless Racing Wheel and any future 360 controllers from MS. Installation is a simple driver install, and the dongle has a sync button that ties it to a controller much like the Xbox 360. </p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://gear.ign.com/articles/749/749090p1.html?RSSwhen2006-12-04_181200&amp;RSSid=749104">http://gear.ign.com/articles/749/749090p1.html?RSSwhen2006-12-04_181200&amp;RSSid=749104</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/ign-microsoft-xbox-360-wireless-receiver-for-windows-review/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Playstation 3 &#8211; Walmart Bundle</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/playstation-3-walmart-bundle/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/playstation-3-walmart-bundle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 16:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyattack.com/link/playstation-3-walmart-bundle/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Passwird has a note up about W<a href="http://www.passwird.com/redirect.php?linkID=1059">almart&#8217;s PS3 bundles</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>Sony Playstation 3 + 10 Games + 2 Blu-Ray Movies Bundle $1318.90 shipped at Walmart Walmart has the Sony Playstation 3 20GB Console + 10 Games + 2 Blu-Ray Movies</p></blockquote><p>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Passwird has a note up about W<a href="http://www.passwird.com/redirect.php?linkID=1059">almart&#8217;s PS3 bundles</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>Sony Playstation 3 + 10 Games + 2 Blu-Ray Movies Bundle $1318.90 shipped at Walmart Walmart has the Sony Playstation 3 20GB Console + 10 Games + 2 Blu-Ray Movies Bundle at $1258.90. Search <b>5303666</b>. Instock as of 1:50am PST. Includes: Two extra controllers, Memory Card Adapter, 10 games, and 2 Blu-Ray Movies. Shipping is $60. </p>
<p>All unwanted games and/or movie titles can be returned after delivery at a local Walmart store for full refund.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.passwird.com/">http://www.passwird.com/</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/playstation-3-walmart-bundle/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Trade Your PS3 for Lifetime Taco Supply</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/trade-your-ps3-for-lifetime-taco-supply/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/trade-your-ps3-for-lifetime-taco-supply/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 03:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyattack.com/link/trade-your-ps3-for-lifetime-taco-supply/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Sounds like a threat to me.  &#8220;Give us your PS3 and we&#8217;ll make you eat $12,000 worth of Taco Bell {Insert Maniacal laugh}&#8221;.<br />
<blockquote>Ã¢â‚¬Å“The PlayStation 3 is on every teenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s holiday wish list,Ã¢â‚¬Â said Bob Fulmer, executive director of</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sounds like a threat to me.  &#8220;Give us your PS3 and we&#8217;ll make you eat $12,000 worth of Taco Bell {Insert Maniacal laugh}&#8221;.<br />
<blockquote>Ã¢â‚¬Å“The PlayStation 3 is on every teenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s holiday wish list,Ã¢â‚¬Â said Bob Fulmer, executive director of the non-profit Taco Bell Foundation. Ã¢â‚¬Å“ThatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s why weÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re offering one lucky individual tacos for life in exchange for giving Boys &amp; Girls Club teens a gift that will keep them in the game.Ã¢â‚¬Â</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.next-gen.biz/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=4241&amp;Itemid=2">ttp://www.next-gen.biz/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=4241&amp;Itemid=2</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/trade-your-ps3-for-lifetime-taco-supply/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Madden NFL 07 for Wii Review &#8211; Wii Madden NFL 07 Review</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/madden-nfl-07-for-wii-review-wii-madden-nfl-07-review/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/madden-nfl-07-for-wii-review-wii-madden-nfl-07-review/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyattack.com/link/madden-nfl-07-for-wii-review-wii-madden-nfl-07-review/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Sports games seem like the perfect games for motion cap type controllers.  <br />
<blockquote>In most cases, the movements you make to perform an action in the game are completely intuitive. To snap the ball, you flip the Wii Remote</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sports games seem like the perfect games for motion cap type controllers.  <br />
<blockquote>In most cases, the movements you make to perform an action in the game are completely intuitive. To snap the ball, you flip the Wii Remote upward with a quick snap. To pass, you simply press the button of the desired receiver, and flip the remote forward in a passing motion. When you&#8217;re carrying the ball, the Nunchuk acts as your body, while the remote acts as your arms. What this means is that by tilting the Nunchuk from side to side, you&#8217;ll juke in the appropriate direction, and by tilting the remote from side to side, you&#8217;ll perform a right or left stiff arm. Basic tackles are handled by simply running into other players, but you can level them with big hits by holding down the Z button and pushing both the remote and the Nunchuk forward. Kicks are handled by simply swinging the remote upward after pressing the A button to start a kick.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.gamespot.com/wii/sports/madden07/review.html?sid=6162055">http://www.gamespot.com/wii/sports/madden07/review.html?sid=6162055</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/madden-nfl-07-for-wii-review-wii-madden-nfl-07-review/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Boston mayor billing Sony for Copley chaos</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/boston-mayor-billing-sony-for-copley-chaos/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/boston-mayor-billing-sony-for-copley-chaos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyattack.com/link/boston-mayor-billing-sony-for-copley-chaos/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>See what happens when you get jocks playing consoles?  Back in the day the regular Nintendo fatties would have been wheezing peacefully on the ground in 5 minutes.<br />
<blockquote>According to WHDH it took 12 police officers to clear the</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>See what happens when you get jocks playing consoles?  Back in the day the regular Nintendo fatties would have been wheezing peacefully on the ground in 5 minutes.<br />
<blockquote>According to WHDH it took 12 police officers to clear the &#8220;crazed gamers&#8221; and the city blames the Sony Style store.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/18/boston-mayor-billing-sony-for-copley-chaos/">http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/18/boston-mayor-billing-sony-for-copley-chaos/</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/boston-mayor-billing-sony-for-copley-chaos/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Wii accessories coming this winter</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/wii-accessories-coming-this-winter/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/wii-accessories-coming-this-winter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2006 15:51:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyattack.com/link/wii-accessories-coming-this-winter/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The Wii just looks like fun.  I still can&#8217;t justify buying one, but I&#8217;m getting closer.<br />
<blockquote>Joytech manages to beat everyone else to the punch and surprises again, this time with a Wii accessories line thats looking mighty fine.</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Wii just looks like fun.  I still can&#8217;t justify buying one, but I&#8217;m getting closer.<br />
<blockquote>Joytech manages to beat everyone else to the punch and surprises again, this time with a Wii accessories line thats looking mighty fine. The accessories will become available this winter in North America and Europe. Have a look at all the images and detailed descriptions after the break.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.thatgameblog.com/2006/11/17/joytech-accessories-for-wii/">http://www.thatgameblog.com/2006/11/17/joytech-accessories-for-wii/</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/wii-accessories-coming-this-winter/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Maximum Moisture</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/maximum-moisture/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/maximum-moisture/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2006 05:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyattack.com/link/maximum-moisture/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>I really do love Penny Arcade.
<div align="center"><img src="http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2006/20061117.jpg" alt="Maximum Moisture" /></div>
<p><a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/2006/11/17">http://www.penny-arcade.com/2006/11/17</a></p>
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really do love Penny Arcade.
<div align="center"><img src="http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2006/20061117.jpg" alt="Maximum Moisture" /></div>
<p><a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/2006/11/17">http://www.penny-arcade.com/2006/11/17</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/maximum-moisture/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Easiest job ever: dentist hires 60 temps to wait in PS3 lines</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/easiest-job-ever-dentist-hires-60-temps-to-wait-in-ps3-lines/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/easiest-job-ever-dentist-hires-60-temps-to-wait-in-ps3-lines/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 21:03:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Geeky]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Just Strange]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyattack.com/link/easiest-job-ever-dentist-hires-60-temps-to-wait-in-ps3-lines/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve never understood people who just HAVE to have this stuff the day it comes out.  <br />
<blockquote>&#8230;we&#8217;ve just gotten word that a dentist in Columbus, Ohio leveraged some of those cavity-filling profits to hire an unbelievable 60 temp</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve never understood people who just HAVE to have this stuff the day it comes out.  <br />
<blockquote>&#8230;we&#8217;ve just gotten word that a dentist in Columbus, Ohio leveraged some of those cavity-filling profits to hire an unbelievable 60 temp workers to stand in line at four area Wal-Marts. Although not a videogame fan himself, Dr. Murry Newlin wanted to spread the Christmas cheer to his grandchildren, nieces, and nephews by picking up 15 of the next-gen consoles&#8230; </p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/11/16/easiest-job-ever-dentist-hires-60-temps-to-wait-in-ps3-lines/">http://www.engadget.com/2006/11/16/easiest-job-ever-dentist-hires-60-temps-to-wait-in-ps3-lines/</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/easiest-job-ever-dentist-hires-60-temps-to-wait-in-ps3-lines/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>How-To: Turn a standard Xbox 360 video cable into a VGA cable for make benefit your wallet</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/how-to-turn-a-standard-xbox-360-video-cable-into-a-vga-cable-for-make-benefit-your-wallet/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/how-to-turn-a-standard-xbox-360-video-cable-into-a-vga-cable-for-make-benefit-your-wallet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:38:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Geeky]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tech News]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyattack.com/link/how-to-turn-a-standard-xbox-360-video-cable-into-a-vga-cable-for-make-benefit-your-wallet/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>$40 vs what looks like a lot of work?  I&#8217;ll spend the $40.  After I spend the $600 on the console.<br />
<blockquote>Recent Xbox 360 updates have allowed the system to spit out resolutions up to 1080p, and with the</blockquote>&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>$40 vs what looks like a lot of work?  I&#8217;ll spend the $40.  After I spend the $600 on the console.<br />
<blockquote>Recent Xbox 360 updates have allowed the system to spit out resolutions up to 1080p, and with the new HD DVD add-on drive there&#8217;s more reason than ever to use a high quality VGA signal instead of the more standard 3-cable component. However there&#8217;s a bit of a catch &#8212; VGA cables for the 360 cost about $40. According to my calculations, that&#8217;s about 2 pizzas and a case of beer less to game with. WE don&#8217;t know about you, but we find that a pretty scary proposition &#8212; yours buddies that swing over for game night probably do too.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/11/14/how-to-turn-a-standard-xbox-360-video-cable-into-a-vga-cable-fo/">http://www.engadget.com/2006/11/14/how-to-turn-a-standard-xbox-360-video-cable-into-a-vga-cable-fo/</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/how-to-turn-a-standard-xbox-360-video-cable-into-a-vga-cable-for-make-benefit-your-wallet/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Red Steel (TV Ad)</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/red_steel_tv_ad_/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/red_steel_tv_ad_/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false"></guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>OK, the Wii has some fun looking games, and some good commercials.&#160; I still don&#39;t see myself buying one yet, but its getting closer.</p><p>&#160;</p><div style="text-align: center"><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0" width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/X5utCdITPdU" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="menu" value="false" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X5utCdITPdU" wmode="transparent" quality="high" menu="false" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></div> <br /><p>&#160;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, the Wii has some fun looking games, and some good commercials.&nbsp; I still don&#39;t see myself buying one yet, but its getting closer.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center"><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0" width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/X5utCdITPdU" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="menu" value="false" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X5utCdITPdU" wmode="transparent" quality="high" menu="false" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></div>
<p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><br/><br />
<blockquote></blockquote>
<p><br/><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5utCdITPdU">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5utCdITPdU</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/red_steel_tv_ad_/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Penny Arcade! &#8211; The Ugliest Man Alive</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/penny_arcade_the_ugliest_man_alive/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/penny_arcade_the_ugliest_man_alive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2006 18:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false"></guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tycho over at Penny Arcade seems to have a wee bit of a problem with the matchmaking system EA uses.<br />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tycho over at Penny Arcade seems to have a wee bit of a problem with the matchmaking system EA uses.<br /><br/><br />
<blockquote>When receiving a player invite, something that is usually pretty ordinary, you must first</p>
<p>1. Consent To Be Invited</p>
<p>In any other Goddamn Live game, you&#39;re done. In Tiger, one must then</p>
<p>2. Endorse The Invitation<br />3. Yield Wholly To The Concept Of Inviting<br />4. Surrender To The Invitation Beam.</p>
<p>And then, finally,</p>
<p>5. Lift Your Voice In Supplication To Raoul Invitatio, &quot;He Who Maketh The Match&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p><br/><a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/2006/10/23">http://www.penny-arcade.com/2006/10/23</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/penny_arcade_the_ugliest_man_alive/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Mazu Kan&#8217;s &#8220;contact-free&#8221; Laser Martial Arts game</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/mazu_kans_contact_free_laser_martial_arts_game/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/mazu_kans_contact_free_laser_martial_arts_game/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2006 16:16:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false"></guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Finally!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Finally!<br/><br />
<blockquote>But if you&#39;ve only got $60, and don&#39;t feel like sustaining any major injuries when releasing that pent-up rage, Mazu Kan&#39;s Laser Martial Arts game has you covered. This two-person, &quot;contact-free&quot; slugfest contains a pair of wearable sensors that track your punches, dodges, and uppercuts to determine who loses their &quot;10 life points&quot; first.</p></blockquote>
<p><br/><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/10/13/mazu-kans-contact-free-laser-martial-arts-game/">http://www.engadget.com/2006/10/13/mazu-kans-conta</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/mazu_kans_contact_free_laser_martial_arts_game/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Nice Character Transfer System, Blizzard</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/nice_character_transfer_system_blizzard/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/nice_character_transfer_system_blizzard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2006 13:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false"></guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It sounds like Blizzard is draining people&#39;s bank accounts with no return.&#160; Oh, and there is an error with the character transfer system.<br />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It sounds like Blizzard is draining people&#39;s bank accounts with no return.&nbsp; Oh, and there is an error with the character transfer system.<br /><br/><br />
<blockquote>But here&#39;s the kicker: this morning I check the forums again, and see a message from a user who got a more or less firm statement from Blizzard over the phone that they know there&#39;s a serious issue with their character transfer and not to keep on trying to finalize the transfer, as it would always fail but would charge your account 20 euros for each failed attempt.</p>
<p>My heart stopped. I checked my online credit card statement: no charges. I went back to the forums and it turns out that it doesn&#39;t appear to happen to those doing the transfer with credit cards, but only guys with debit cards. Dozens of people complain that their entire accounts have been drained by this. They are completely broke; their banks have frozen their accounts.</p></blockquote>
<p><br/><a href="http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/world-of-warcraft/nice-character-transfer-system-blizzard-207124.php">http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/world-of-warcraft/nic</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/nice_character_transfer_system_blizzard/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Gordon Freeman Costume</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/gordon_freeman_costume/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/gordon_freeman_costume/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false"></guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Nice.</p><p>&#160;</p><div style="text-align: center"><img src="http://pics.monkeyattack.com/d/1561-2/gfreemduct.jpg" border="0" width="408" height="448" /></div>&#160;<p>&#160;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<div style="text-align: center"><img src="http://pics.monkeyattack.com/d/1561-2/gfreemduct.jpg" border="0" width="408" height="448" /></div>
<p>&nbsp;
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><br/><br />
<blockquote>This is what a lot of duct tape (especially around the crotch), cardboard and perspiration will get you. </p></blockquote>
<p><br/><a href="http://www.aeropause.com/archives/2006/10/gordon_freeman.php">http://www.aeropause.com/archives/2006/10/gordon_f</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/gordon_freeman_costume/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>FlightGear Flight Simulator</title>
		<link>http://monkeyattack.com/link/flightgear_flight_simulator/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeyattack.com/link/flightgear_flight_simulator/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:35:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false"></guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#39;m sure I&#39;m behind on this one, but I hadn&#39;t seen this before.&#160; And open source flight sim that looks good. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#39;m sure I&#39;m behind on this one, but I hadn&#39;t seen this before.&nbsp; And open source flight sim that looks good. <br/><br />
<blockquote>  The idea for Flight Gear was born out of a dissatisfaction with current commercial PC flight simulators.  A big problem with these simulators is their proprietariness and lack of extensibility.  There are so many people across the world with great ideas for enhancing the currently available simulators who have the ability to write code, and who have a desire to learn and contribute.  Many people involved in education and research could use a spiffy flight simulator frame work on which to build their own projects; however, commercial simulators do not lend themselves to modification and enhancement.  The Flight Gear project is striving to fill these gaps.</p></blockquote>
<p><br/><a href="http://www.flightgear.org/">http://www.flightgear.org/</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://monkeyattack.com/link/flightgear_flight_simulator/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

