7-Eleven Pulls Drink Named Cocaine

Writing by Chris on Wednesday, 25 of October , 2006 at 9:18 pm

I'm glad they got rid of the drink.  It was so confusing.  Everytime I went in there I was expecting a bunch of Columbians to jump out with Machettes.  And that's just for the Slurpees, the Cocaine was really dangerous.

According to the label, each 8.4-fluid ounce can contains 280 milligrams of caffeine — more jolt than a cup of coffee, a can of Coca-Cola or the leading energy drink, Red Bull — but no cocaine.


http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/custom/fringe/sns

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