My favorite was step 2.

2. Make a LOT of money.

http://www.wikihow.com/Retire-in-Your-30’s

Nice.  If I had money to burn, and a laptop that was worth carrying around, and someplace to be I would get one of these.  Kill me know.

Are you tired of using those normal and traditonal desk lamps? Let’s try this USB Retro Lamp which design is beautiful! It is a nice gadget for you to decorate your desktop or notebook!

http://usb.brando.com.hk/prod_detail.php?prod_id=0

Check out this clip from Top Gear of a Hydrogen, drive by wire car.  I’m getting one.  In ten years.  Or twenty.

“With AUTOnomy, GM shared a vision. Hy-wire accelerates our progress with a functional proof of concept which strengthens our confidence in our ability to gain marketplace acceptance of production fuel cell vehicles.”

http://www.sagags.com/?p=357

The teaser trailer is up, and it looks pretty good to me.  You get your villians shot, your spidey action shot, and THE BELLLSSSSSS!!!!

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/spider

Mostly becuase they suck.  There are a few good ones though.

9. Dirty Harry was an early choice for the original big-screen hero. Before Christopher Reeve was cast in Supe’s 1978 big-screen return, director Richard Donner approached three big-name stars about the part. But Robert Redford was too expensive, Clint Eastwood was tied up with Every Which Way But Loose and James Caan told the director, "There’s no way I’m getting into that silly suit."

http://movies.go.com/feature?featureid=836290

I still can’t let myself get too excited, but I think this movie is sounding more and more like it will be hella fun.

Today we’ve seen a picture of a huge animatronic Bumblebee (who was just dressed up as a Camaro last time we saw him) from the new live-action Transformers movie scheduled for release next summer. But that’s only part one — after the jump (SPOILER WARNING) we’ve got screen captures and a description of the teaser trailer due to hit theaters next week during the Fourth of July movie season.

http://www.jalopnik.com/cars/movies/transformers-m

More like Cadillac Sweet Sixteen!  No, they where right. 

Its been a while since I thought about getting a Cadillac, but that is a sexy car.  If they came out with a car that looked like that concept I would consider buying it.  I can’t afford to buy it, but I would consider the hell out of it. 

There are plans to introduce a car very similar to this in 2009. It will have a base V8, and the top model will have a V12.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadillac_Sixteen

There is some video of the "car" on the site, and you can see where the roof buckled OUT.

Thirty-seven-year-old Ruth Matthews told paramedics that another vehicle cut her off in traffic, and she took evasive action to avoid a crash. Her Isuzu Amigo rolled over and she was thrown through the sunroof and onto the roadway.

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx

MTV has a few interesting profiles of the "Most Influential" gamers.  Several of them where disturbing, but as you might expect, the Korean was the scariest.

The Never-Winded Athlete: Im Yo Hwan. In America, pro gamer Jonathan "Fatal1ty" Wendel appears on "60 Minutes," endorses his own line of computer equipment and serves as living proof that, yes, you can make money for being really good at video games. But it’s in South Korea — where at least a third of the country plays online games, where multiple TV stations broadcast pro-gaming tournaments and where tens of thousands of thunderstick-waving fans pack outdoor, rock-concert-style pro-gaming showdowns — that players enter by speedboat. The nation’s favorite game is the sci-fi strategy title "StarCraft," and the most famous gamer who ever played it is Im Yo Hwan, a.k.a. "Slayers Boxer," who mastered the game’s least-respected warrior class to become, for a time, the Michael Jordan of "StarCraft." With bodyguards and screaming female fans, a 2003 autobiography and at least a quarter-million dollars in annual profits (one longtime game announcer pegged his annual take at over $1 million), Im Yo Hwan isn’t an underground curiosity. He’s a national sports icon.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1534641/20060620/

The Onion has a funny article on usefull phrases from the Simpsons.  Just reading the quotes made me laugh more than any recent Simpson episode has.

Quote: "Then get me his non-union, Mexican equivalent!"

Episode: "A Star Is Burns" (3/5/95)

Context: When Steven Spielberg isn’t available to direct the self-aggrandizing opus "A Burns For All Seasons," Mr. Burns demands the next best thing. Enter Steven Spielbergo.

Real-life uses: Any time you have to settle for second best. For example, virtually everyone turned down the male lead in Basic Instinct 2. Thus David Morrissey becomes Michael Douglas’ non-union, Mexican equivalent.

http://www.avclub.com/content/node/47756