OK, I’m not a sports car guy.  Besides the fact that I way more than some of these cars, I’m just not that guy.  If I WAS buying a real sports car, I would have to get a Lotus Elise.

The second car is the Lotus Sport Elise, which slots in between the narrow-minded Exige Cup and the relatively civilized Elise. The Sport Elise is fully street legal but adds adjustable Ohlins dampers and front anti-sway bar, defeatable Lotus Traction Control and a competition clutch. A roll cage and harness bar is also standard equipment. Only 50 examples of the Sport Elise will find their way ashore in the North America and each will carry a price tag of $54,995.

http://www.autoblog.com/2006/04/20/lotus-sport-lau

I’m down with most of these.

59. Say goodbye to anyone by tapping his chest and even so much as whispering, "Peace out."

http://lifestyle.msn.com/men/articlees.aspx?cp-doc

I love the pure ugliness of this car.  No, I did not distort the aspect ratio.

The new model has been realised in partnership with Italian motorbike manufacturer Ducati, taking its name from the famous Ducati Monster 695, the latest in the famous ‘Monster’ line, which was introduced in February.

http://www.italiaspeed.com/2006/cars/fiat/04/panda

Bite me.  Also, I plan on adding a comment system this week if I have time.  And by have time I mean get the energy.  And by get the energy I mean maybe this weekend.

What is up with no comments on monkey attack? And no more bidirectional mailing list… I don’t get to take in those occasional nuggets of wisdom from stanley or rkelly. And your links are not as much fun if i can’t make fun of you for them. Like all that tragically nerdy funny-book stuff you’ve been posting lately. Power to the people!

http://www.adammorton.com/

OK, I had two many images in the last post, but I wanted one more cover:

http://www.newsarama.com/dcnew/July06/solicitation

Check the Civil War stuff.  Also, maybe its just me, but the Marvel covers for July look much better than the DC ones.  There are lots of pics that look like fan art from both.

This Tony Stark is not from our world. Captain America, dead. Reed Richards, insane. Himself the king of Latveria. That is the world he knows. Somehow he was thrown into our dimension. He was being held in stasis on the S.H.I.E.L.D. Heli-carrier until he could be sent back to his own dimension–but now he’s escaped! Is the Marvel Universe ready for the IRON MANIAC?!

http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/July06/solicita

Finally, a drunken review of the Knight Rider DVDs.

The second episode of the series was directed by Paul Stanley. Was it that Paul Stanley? Nobody knows for certain, because the possibility is too delicious to risk debunking through investigation. "You know, I really needed to take a break from the relentless gravitas of Kiss…"

http://ruthlessreviews.com/tv/k/knightrider1.html

I gotta say, I would watch "The ‘Bu" before most of the other crap on TV these days.

Young, sexy people that live in Malibu call it The ‘Bu, because when you say the entire word, it takes time, and then you wouldn’t be young anymore.

http://www.thelonelyisland.com/thebu.html

Its a great series, but the issues do feel a little short.  Still a great value for $1.99 (compared to the $3 books out there), but if I was a patient man I would just wait for the trades.

"It’s absurd that we are doing another printing of a $1.99 comic featuring a nun wearing a Richard Nixon mask. But as long as retailers keep selling ‘em, we’ll keep printing ‘em," said Ellis. "And to think some retailers accused us of leaving money on the table. We seem to be hoovering it up pretty damn good, no?"

http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/newsitem.cg

This will either be badass or star a Wayan.

The story (at least according to Sci Fi Wire) revolves around a character known as "the world’s greatest hunter" who sets out to challenge himself by capturing the ultimate target — the devil.

http://www.cinematical.com/2006/04/17/universal-ac